- Don’t be a chicken. When you see the people who feed you and steal your unborn children walk towards you, run, don’t go to them. They just want you as their dinner.
- Don’t be a horse in a sea of unicorns. Instead, be a unicorn in a sea of sea unicorns.
- Don’t live everyday like it’s your last. Live it like there’s a sixteen-foot toad recording you with a shoe.
- Don’t dig into a person’s life with a shovel. Instead, go slowly with not a spoon, but a crayon carved into something that can dig.
- Don’t touch ostriches. They bite.
- Don’t listen to my adive. It sucks if you couldn’t tell already.
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